30 True Facts About Pinkie Pie

1. The first rule of Pinkie Pie is you do not talk about Pinkie Pie. Unless you're inviting her to a party. Or saying something nice about her. Or if you're going to give her cake and ice cream.

2. Pinkie Pie doesn't know the last digit of pi, but she knows it sounds delicious.

3. Pinkie Pie once broke so far through the 4th wall that she was sent into the real world and threw everyone who witnessed a party. Everyone who attended the party exploded from the sheer awesomeness.

4. Pinkie Pie is the only Earth Pony who can float in the air like a Pegasus AND disappear and reappear at random like a unicorn.

5. Pinkie Pie is, in fact, NOT crazy. She's actually normal. Everyone else around her is crazy.

6. The chief import of Pinkie Pie is sugar

7. Pinkie Pie's not stalking you. She just wants to be your friend… fooooreeeeverrrr!

8. You can't keep secrets from Pinkie Pie because she's always right behind you or hiding somewhere nearby.

9. Not even Rainbow Dash is fast enough to hide from Pinkie Pie.

10. Pinkie Pie sued Pepe LePew for stealing her stalking bounce. Pinkie Pie won the case unanimously.

11. The reason there is no Equestrian Idol is because Pinkie Pie was rejected after her audition. Never say no to Pinkie Pie.

12. Bin Laden was caught because of a tip from Pinkie Pie, who broke through the 4th wall and landed in his hideout.

13. Pinkie Pie does all her shopping at Factory Card & Party Outlet. By the way, there are no Factory Card & Party Outlets in Equestria.

14. Chuck Norris wears Pinkie Pie pajamas.

15. Pinkie Pie can ignore the laws of physics. The laws of physics don't dare ignore her.

16. Pinkie Pie can eat cookie dough through a straw… of hay.

17. You know that brick you found with a straw stuck right through it?  That was no tornado, that was Pinkie Pie playing her version of darts

18. The ghoulies come out at night because they're scared of Pinkie Pie's giggle.

19. Pinkie Pie can pop popcorn without heating it.

20. Pinkie Pie can play Playstation Network on a Super Nintendo.

21. Scientists discovered rubber through a flake of Pinkie Pie's skin.

22. Rubber is pink because it comes from Pinkie Pie.

23. Scientists are still not willing to make any firm statements regarding the existence of Pinkie Pie.  They believe she's currently bunkmates with Schrodinger's Cat

24. Earthquakes are just the ground shaking when Pinkie Pie lands after jumping into the stratosphere.

25. The main energizing component in Red Bull is one drop of Pinkie Pie's spit.

26. Pinkie Pie can bake a cake in her freezer.

27. Pinkie Pie can freeze ice cubes in her oven.

28. Pinkie Pie reached level 100 on World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade.

29. Physicists have announced that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle has been superseded by the Pinkie Pie Principle... but admit they can't explain what it means.

30. Adamantium isn't actually a metal, but a synthetic material made with one cell from Pinkie Pie's hooves.